*Insert their stupid looking face that you’re tempted to roundhouse kick*

Here’s how: they likely got it before they were homeless. Maybe their concerned family pays for it so they don’t lose touch. Maybe it’s an Obama type of phone. Maybe they get a little disability and pay for it themselves. The 90’s are over and phones can be really cheap nowadays. I swear to you that someone can both be homeless, an own a possession (or two). Fuck.

Maybe we should all be less worried about stupid shit, and more worried that over 550,000 Americans are currently homeless.

Oh never mind. I’m sure that they’re all just lazy, or not wanting to be helped. Right?